When Mukidi goes to Doctor : Jokes

One upon a time.. Mukidi have an ill. He decided to goes to doctor.

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Doctor: “Good morning Mr. Mukidi. How are you today?”

Mukidi: “I… I…Im fine Doct…”

Doctor: “Did you have any problem?”

Mukidi: “Yes doc… I always defecate at 7 am doct.”

Doctor: “Oh… thats great, it mean you healty enough Mr. Mukidi.”

Mukidi: “But doctor…”

Doctor: “Whats wrong Mr.Mukidi? Are you feel pain at the stomatch ?”

Mukidi: “No Doctor…My stomatch is fine.”

Doctor: “Hmm are constipation?”

Mukidi: “No Doctor… it’s  smooth.”

Doctor: “Then … whats the problem Mr.Mukidi? You look healthy enough.”

Mukidi: “The problem is i always wake up at 9am Doct.”

Doctor: “

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Mukidi First Job : Jokes

Once upon a time ….. on the first day Mukidi do the job as a truck drivers, Mukidi was arrested by police because some trafic accident.

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Police: “How the hell you can hit 20 people?”

Mukidi: “I drive my truck with 90km/hour. When I pass the three juction I realized that my brake is broken.”

Police: “Then… how can you hit that people?”

Mukidi: “Because my brake was broken, I cant stop my truck. On the left side of the road I saw 2 people walk, and on the right side of the road I saw the wedding party. There is much people gathering on the weeding party. Mr. Police Officer, if you are on my position, who will you hit?”

Police: “Of course I choose to hit the 2 people on the left side.”

Mukidi: “That precisely was I do sir.”

Police: “If u do that, Why the victims are more than 2?”
Mukidi: “That was the problem sir. I was choose to hit that two on the left side of the road. But when they saw my truck comming, they are runing to the right side of the road. So I swerve my truck to follow that two.”

Police: “Shit!! Stupid.”

Mukidi: “I agree sir. That two of people is stupid. If they are not run we can reduce the victim.”

Police: “MUKIIIDDIIII!!!”

Introduction The Legendary of Mukidi :Jokes

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Regarding potential—> even if you are not considered a genius, you can still laugh. Anyone can be enlightened and forget the problem he had.

Who am I? All of the people living in my country know me as Mukidi.

My story just happened a few months ago. I’m who come from nothing became legendary of people. They start to praised me on their conventional chat group.

I shall thanks to Whatsapp because it make me so famous.

If you want to know how I can be so famous, then you must read my story from the beginning.